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Corporate Kool-Aid – Hoodie
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Tired of “reorgs” and buzzword bingo at the office? This satirical punches straight into corporate layoffs, reorg madness, and HR double-speak. Perfect for survivors of endless Zoom calls, toxic company “culture,” or anyone who’s had to swallow one too many motivational lies.
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🎯 Bold retro graphic with a sarcastic twist
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🧃 “Reorg!” and “Now in Layoff Flavor” details for maximum sting
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🖤 Printed on soft, Gildian cotton for everyday wear
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Ideal gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself (because therapy is expensive)
Wear it to work, happy hour, or your next exit interview—because if you can’t laugh at the absurdity, you’re probably still on the call.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rekynd
- Email: contact@support.rekyndstudio.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Corporate Kool-Aid – Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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33 1/2
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M
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28
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22
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34 1/2
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L
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29
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24
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35 1/2
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XL
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30
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26
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36 1/2
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2XL
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31
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28
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37 1/2
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3XL
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32
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30
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38 1/2
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4XL
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33
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32
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39 1/2
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5XL
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34
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34
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40 1/2
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